Eye On Olympus

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Interested in Percy Jackson? Ever loved a character so much you’ve wanted to be one? Well here’s your chance! Thedamfbrp (our very own facebook-based PJO / HOO roleplay) has LOADS of open characters at the minute, from demigods to gods, main characters like Hazel, Piper, Grover and Frank to lesser ones like Chris Rodriguez, Connor Stoll, Will Solace, Katie Gardner, Clarisse La Rue, and soooo much more! Whatever you want, there’s probably something for you. Just head on over HERE and apply for membership!

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Join now and you get brownie points from yours truly. <3 I play the fabulous Aphrodite! Message me here (or on my personal tumblr allarica or tweet me @allarica) for more information and for any and all queries. I don’t bite ;) Di Immortales, darlings~ 

Or me @nurblet. I mod the rp and would love some new blood! xxx

BREAKING

ERIS IS GOGO ON THE PREGGO. CONFIRMED ARES IS THE FATHER. PHEME IS ALWAYS RIGHT. COHENERENT UPDATE LATER ONCE WE GET STATEMENTS FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY. HOW WILL DEIMOS REACT? AND APHRODITE? 

Kidnapping is vogue.

Well what a kerfuffle! It seems our favourite winged hero Eros has had a slight mental breakdown and only went and kidnapped his sexy sister and his frenemie! 

But why? No one knows for sure exactly, a source close to the subjects at hand only had this to say “Oh well it’s Eros I guess, he always does this sort of dramatic thing. I think it just means he likes them a lot. Oh did you say you wanted decaff and soy, we’re out of chocolate sprinkles, but you can have cinnamon?” 

Furhter cause for alarm is that it seems Eros and his twin brother Himeros are going for unconventional means of torture; loud Gotye music was heard from the prison for an extended period of time. 

Keep up to date with these current affairs by buying my Eye on Olympus magazine at all good Olympian market stalls now!  

It seems Poseidon is making the most of his wife’s absence. 

~URGENT UPDATE~

My minions from across the globe have all come back with some pretty substantial evidence to the one thing that no one ever saw coming. A broosome twosome off to save a damsel in distress. 

 That’s right, readers, it seems Poseidon made his hard choice between his Best Friend With Benefits and his Hoity-Toity Wife, but, like most men he couldn’t be content with just one slice of cake and so this week we have seen the usually laid back King of the Sea rushing around hurriedly attempting to find an ally to support him in endeavor to retrieve his sister/lover/whatever from Gaia’s evil clutches.

And, readers, they do say that light appears at the most unlikely of places, and in this case it is the dark and damp crevices of the Underworld in which Poseidon found solace in the form of Big Brother Hades.  Yes, you read that right, for some unfathomable reason Hades is going to go assist Poseidon rescue the murderer of his ex lover (or have we all forgotten about that?).

Maybe he’s finally woken up and realized he’s the only one of his brothers not to “tap that”? Maybe him and Poseidon have got a sneaky deal going on? Whatever it is, we’ll get to the bottom of it! 

I’m working on a investigation…

Trouble in Paradise….Again?

This couple have been  sailing close to rock bottom lately, and this nasty Mother in Law and Love Guru is the lighthouse pointing in completely wrong direction. Our favourite baby faced cherub seems to be in trouble with the missus yet again—this times it seems he really has done something wrong! 

It seems there’s some mix up with Roman counterparts but the act itself stays the same. The kid only went and slept with his foxy sister; so much for eternal faithfulness —in fact I do recall some 2,000 years ago speculating something of this nature coming up. What is it I usually say? Ah yes, Pheme is always right! 

Always listen to Pheme…

What did I tell you, readers? I knew this “Daphrodite” as you have been calling it on the forum, wouldn’t last long at all. 
“So what happened?” I hear you cry, well be frustrated no longer my turtle doves, I have all of the news to divulge. It seem while this pair were getting frisky in the bedchamber, kitchen, bathroom any other room you can think of Hephaestus had been completely oblivious (obviously he should check this blog more often..) and utterly by chance he walked in on the couple during one of their tete-a-tetes.

And like naughty schoolchildren “Daphrodite” immediately terminated the relationship before Hephaestus got the chance to terminate them.

Keep a watchful eye on all the latest drama!

Interview with Priapus! (Warning: Not for Under 18s)