Eye On Olympus

aphroditewritesback: textsfromolympus: Interested in Percy...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 22:43:43 -0400

textsfromolympus:

Interested in Percy Jackson? Ever loved a character so much you’ve wanted to be one? Well here’s your chance! Thedamfbrp (our very own facebook-based PJO / HOO roleplay) has LOADS of open characters at the minute, from demigods to gods, main characters like Hazel, Piper, Grover and Frank to lesser ones like Chris Rodriguez, Connor Stoll, Will Solace, Katie Gardner, Clarisse La Rue, and soooo much more! Whatever you want, there’s probably something for you. Just head on over HERE and apply for membership!

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Join now and you get brownie points from yours truly. <3 I play the fabulous Aphrodite! Message me here (or on my personal tumblr allarica or tweet me @allarica) for more information and for any and all queries. I don’t bite ;) Di Immortales, darlings~

Or me @nurblet. I mod the rp and would love some new blood! xxx

BREAKING

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 22:42:53 -0400

ERIS IS GOGO ON THE PREGGO. CONFIRMED ARES IS THE FATHER. PHEME IS ALWAYS RIGHT. COHENERENT UPDATE LATER ONCE WE GET STATEMENTS FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY. HOW WILL DEIMOS REACT? AND APHRODITE?

Kidnapping is vogue.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:34:56 -0400

Well what a kerfuffle! It seems our favourite winged hero Eros has had a slight mental breakdown and only went and kidnapped his sexy sister and his frenemie!

But why? No one knows for sure exactly, a source close to the subjects at hand only had this to say “Oh well it’s Eros I guess, he always does this sort of dramatic thing. I think it just means he likes them a lot. Oh did you say you wanted decaff and soy, we’re out of chocolate sprinkles, but you can have cinnamon?”

Furhter cause for alarm is that it seems Eros and his twin brother Himeros are going for unconventional means of torture; loud Gotye music was heard from the prison for an extended period of time.

Keep up to date with these current affairs by buying my Eye on Olympus magazine at all good Olympian market stalls now!

It seems Poseidon is making the most of his wife’s...

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 18:07:02 -0400

It seems Poseidon is making the most of his wife’s absence.

~URGENT UPDATE~

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:12:03 -0500

My minions from across the globe have all come back with some pretty substantial evidence to the one thing that no one ever saw coming. A broosome twosome off to save a damsel in distress.

That’s right, readers, it seems Poseidon made his hard choice between his Best Friend With Benefits and his Hoity-Toity Wife, but, like most men he couldn’t be content with just one slice of cake and so this week we have seen the usually laid back King of the Sea rushing around hurriedly attempting to find an ally to support him in endeavor to retrieve his sister/lover/whatever from Gaia’s evil clutches.

And, readers, they do say that light appears at the most unlikely of places, and in this case it is the dark and damp crevices of the Underworld in which Poseidon found solace in the form of Big Brother Hades. Yes, you read that right, for some unfathomable reason Hades is going to go assist Poseidon rescue the murderer of his ex lover (or have we all forgotten about that?).

Maybe he’s finally woken up and realized he’s the only one of his brothers not to “tap that”? Maybe him and Poseidon have got a sneaky deal going on? Whatever it is, we’ll get to the bottom of it!

I'm working on a investigation...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:35:32 -0500

Trouble in Paradise....Again?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:26:10 -0500

This couple have been sailing close to rock bottom lately, and this nasty Mother in Law and Love Guru is the lighthouse pointing in completely wrong direction. Our favourite baby faced cherub seems to be in trouble with the missus yet again—this times it seems he really has done something wrong!

It seems there’s some mix up with Roman counterparts but the act itself stays the same. The kid only went and slept with his foxy sister; so much for eternal faithfulness —in fact I do recall some 2,000 years ago speculating something of this nature coming up. What is it I usually say? Ah yes, Pheme is always right!

Always listen to Pheme...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 13:54:40 -0500

What did I tell you, readers? I knew this “Daphrodite” as you have been calling it on the forum, wouldn’t last long at all.
“So what happened?” I hear you cry, well be frustrated no longer my turtle doves, I have all of the news to divulge. It seem while this pair were getting frisky in the bedchamber, kitchen, bathroom any other room you can think of Hephaestus had been completely oblivious (obviously he should check this blog more often..) and utterly by chance he walked in on the couple during one of their tete-a-tetes.

And like naughty schoolchildren “Daphrodite” immediately terminated the relationship before Hephaestus got the chance to terminate them.

Keep a watchful eye on all the latest drama!

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Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:21:05 -0500

Interview with Priapus! (Warning: Not for Under 18s)

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:54:07 -0500

Eye on Olympus: Ladies and Gents please keep your clothes on as we welcome our newest guest, /The/ Priapus!
Priapus: Actually, they can take their clothes off, I don't mind
Eye on Olympus: How are you doing Priapus? You've had a tough time of it lately.
Priapus: I have? I didn't notice. I was a bit busy fucking people's brains out.
Eye On Olympus:- Mainly Cassandra, right? Who--correct us if we're wrong--is pregnant.
Priapus: Not just her~
Eye On Olympus:- Twins, isn't it?
Priapus: You know, just the other day I was fucking this one girl and her friend was knocking on the bathroom door like "We're gonna be late." Then I fucked her friend.
Eye On Olympus:- The last time you had a child didn't go too well did it?
Priapus: You know who is looking hot lately? You. Hey Pheme, how'd you fancy it?
Eye On Olympus:- /smiles coquettishly. Suicide, wasn't it?
Priapus: You must be the /only/ person on Olympus I haven't fucked yet. Apart from the prudes.
Eye On Olympus:- You don't mean to say you and Zeus have?
Priapus: Eh, I probably have at some point. I don't really keep track.
Eye on Olympus:- Interesting, very interesting. So what's your opinion on Hera, Zeus' wife then?
Priapus: She's such a prude. Like, she is so unhot, even I wouldn't go there.
Eye On Olympus:- /keeps a straight face. Okay so let's try something new: Out of all the girls on Olympus, rate your top thee.
Priapus: Okay, hotness... Semele. Total MILF alert. Amphitrite. Why is Poseidon keeping that all to himself? No one knows. And probably... Hecate. Powerful women are sexy.
Eye On Olympus: ..You'd class Semele as a powerful woman?
Priapus: I was talking about Hecate.
Eye On Olympus: So does your close friend Dionysus know about you rating his Mom?
Priapus: Duh. His mom is sexy. He has to deal with it.
Eye on Olympus: Would you ever act on this attraction?
Priapus: Probably not. She's a little bit too dumb for me.
Eye On Olympus: So as a message to your fans out there: Brains are sexy?
Priapus: Yeah. Cause then I can fuck them out of you.
Eye On Olympus:- An important message there darlings! Tell us about you and Gaia.
Priapus: What is there to say? She's the mother of the earth?
Eye On Olympus: We're referring to the time she possessed you.
Priapus: Oh, that time. No comment.
Eye On Olympus: Oh well that's boring!
Priapus: You know what would be interesting? If we played strip go fish.
Eye On Olympus: I don't play games.
Priapus: You should~
Eye On Olympus: Not while I'm working~ So, do you think being possessed by Gaia ruined your relationships?
Priapus: Strip regular poker then?
Eye On Olympus: Depends on your answers. Do you think it's made your mother love you even less than before?
Priapus: It's so easy to play, you just take an item of clothing off each time you lose. And I am VERY good at winning.
Eye On Olympus: Because she doesn't seem to spend much time with you-- making more effort to see Eros and Deimos. I bet you feel left out a lot.
Priapus: Ugh. Eros.
Eye On Olympus: How's your relationship with him?
Priapus: Everyone knows that I can't stand him. That's not your blog worthy, Pheme~
Eye On Olympus: I was hoping for more juicy answers, like /why/ for example..
Priapus: He's a stuck-up brat who does nothing but spend his time gushing about how amazing he is.
Eye On Olympus: Sounds like someone we all know.. /pointed look
Priapus: I don't know what you're talking about
Eye On Olympus: Uh-huh. So for the record; how big is your penis?
Priapus: You wanna see it~?
Eye On Olympus: /looks to the studio audience who cheer. Oh go on then!
Priapus: /Stands up and drops his pants
Eye On Olympus: /round of applause. And that's all we have time for folks! Make the most of the screen caps while you can!
Priapus: And I think I want to go talk to that girl in the front row~

New Ship Coming In:

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 09:03:45 -0500

I’m willing to sacrifice to all that is holy, including my self that this pair don’t hook up….Again. On his birthday this ex-(?)alcoholic hung out with the latest member of Olympian Mothers Union where they apparently got very close. A source close to the male in question reported him feeling “confused” after the encounter. Let’s hope her ferocious husband and muscley man-slice don’t get wind of this.

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Sun, 15 Jan 2012 09:00:29 -0500

A single stalk of wheat...

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:40:05 -0500

Awwwk-ward. Eternal singleton Demeter seems to have been ditched by hunky married man Poseidon already. I hear Demeter picked a fight about something menial and Poseidon, sensing commitment, ran a mile. Is it over for good—and who’ll be next on both their lists? Only time will tell!

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Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:20:05 -0500

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Does anyone else find themselves humming The Golden Girls theme...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:09:17 -0500

Does anyone else find themselves humming The Golden Girls theme tune they cast their poor undeserving eyes upon Goddes of the Rainbow, Iris? Tell me if you like her grungy stable style or if you think she’s holding herself back by looking so dreadful all the time?

Where the cold wind blows.

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:05:23 -0500

Darlings, I’d love to say 2012 would be the year of scandal, divorce and lots of boyfriends….and I think I can! This tantalizingly windswept hunk seems more obsessed with his wife’s Uncle than her right now, but le sigh, news on the grapevine says he’s receiving the news with less warmth than anticipated (the Uncle in question is a strong supporter of the gay movement)—is it because he has his sights set on someone with more of a golden glow?

Darlings, I don’t gamble, but if I did I would not bet on these two getting together by Valentines Day. Especially not if this red-headed Lady Luck has anything to do with it!

Summer Camp Love?

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:58:18 -0500

This nymph hooked up with many demigods back in the day, but my eagle eyed informers are at it again. Informing, I mean. They tell me that this blushing sun kissed Titan-gal has found herself a new object for her affections, no other than the last remaining demigod son of Dionysus himself!

This nymph has been single for about seven long weeks, that’s like a millennia by her standards—so we at Pheme HQ wouldn’t be surprised if she attempted to light a flame (although as son of Dionysus we should point out that lighting a flame next to him is probably not a good idea).

Daily Drool: Zephyr

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:29:09 -0500

Daily Drool: Zephyr

Troubled Waters.

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:57:56 -0500

This married couple are suffering stormy times (is this a new Olympian fashion? One must investigate further), as the husband intends to send his legitimate son off on a soul-finding boat trip..with a twist. It seems he wants his demigod (and let’s be honest, favorite) son to compete. No wonder the Mrs isn’t best pleased.

Surf’s up!

Hermes with his newest fling; we wonder how Iris will take the...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:24:38 -0500

Hermes with his newest fling; we wonder how Iris will take the news that he is once again off the market?