My minions from across the globe have all come back with some pretty substantial evidence to the one thing that no one ever saw coming. A broosome twosome off to save a damsel in distress.
That’s right, readers, it seems Poseidon made his hard choice between his Best Friend With Benefits and his Hoity-Toity Wife, but, like most men he couldn’t be content with just one slice of cake and so this week we have seen the usually laid back King of the Sea rushing around hurriedly attempting to find an ally to support him in endeavor to retrieve his sister/lover/whatever from Gaia’s evil clutches.
And, readers, they do say that light appears at the most unlikely of places, and in this case it is the dark and damp crevices of the Underworld in which Poseidon found solace in the form of Big Brother Hades. Yes, you read that right, for some unfathomable reason Hades is going to go assist Poseidon rescue the murderer of his ex lover (or have we all forgotten about that?).
Maybe he’s finally woken up and realized he’s the only one of his brothers not to “tap that”? Maybe him and Poseidon have got a sneaky deal going on? Whatever it is, we’ll get to the bottom of it!